So last night I dreamed I was in love with a blonde woman/ actual cat. In this dreamland - which was the land of the neighborhood I grew up in, except that it is always night - everyone was in love with everyone, but it was always the wrong person. People were in love with me too and wrote this in pink and purple bubble letters all over the four-plexes. "Rachel Evans, I will always, always love you!" was written across the screen door of one particularly crummy, abandoned looking fourplex. There were people inside, looking out saying "There she is! There she is!" This was flattering in a small way, but distressing in another, because I didn't love whoever wrote it. I loved the cat/ blonde woman - whom I was trying to protect from a cougar. This cougar liked to sit outside doorways at night pretending it was a regular housecat.